🧩 Philosophy 2h ago · Daniel Davis Wood

Protocol for a First Date

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Protocol for a First Date
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by Karina Ko.

 
1. Wear clothes.
a. Also:
i. Bullet-proof glasses.
ii. A PM2.5 filtration mask.
iii. Shoes suitable for riding your e-board and, if required, running.

2. When you reach the coordinates, tuck your e-board under your arm.
3. Look for a wall of thriving Pandorea Pandorana climbing the metal mesh we installed.
4. Brush away the native vine to find the elevator door with a faded staff only sign.
a. Resist the urge to assess the vine’s moisture levels or tend to it.
5. Once insi

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