El Jalapeño: US man who applied for Mexican citizenship confirms he now somehow knows the lyrics to ‘El Rey’
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MEXICO CITY — Naturalization officials confirmed Thursday that a 34-year-old applicant who submitted his final paperwork for Mexican citizenship was immediately, involuntarily infused with the complete lyrics, pitch-perfect phrasing, and emotional gravity of José Alfredo Jiménez’s ranchera classic “El Rey.”
According to witnesses inside the Secretariat of Foreign Affairs (SRE) office, applic
MEXICO CITY — Naturalization officials confirmed Thursday that a 34-year-old applicant who submitted his final paperwork for Mexican citizenship was immediately, involuntarily infused with the complete lyrics, pitch-perfect phrasing, and emotional gravity of José Alfredo Jiménez’s ranchera classic “El Rey.”
According to witnesses inside the Secretariat of Foreign Affairs (SRE) office, applic
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