El Jalapeño: Bomb squad heroically ‘defuses’ suspicious churros found on Mexico City Metro
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MEXICO CITY — Emergency protocol gave way to quick-thinking heroism on Metro Line 7 Friday afternoon after elite bomb disposal units successfully neutralized a highly volatile cardboard box containing dozens of freshly fried, cinnamon-sugar-dusted churros.
The high-stakes incident began when an alert commuter flagged an unattended package sitting isolated on a southbound train traveling from El Rosario
MEXICO CITY — Emergency protocol gave way to quick-thinking heroism on Metro Line 7 Friday afternoon after elite bomb disposal units successfully neutralized a highly volatile cardboard box containing dozens of freshly fried, cinnamon-sugar-dusted churros.
The high-stakes incident began when an alert commuter flagged an unattended package sitting isolated on a southbound train traveling from El Rosario
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