📰 Media & Journalism 56m ago · Ray Ratto

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Chicago Bears

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Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Chicago Bears
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Some people are fans of the Chicago Bears. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Chicago Bears. This 2026 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here.

Your Team: The Chicago Bears, who are not yet the Hammond, Indiana, Bears

Your 2025 record: 11-6, a staggering outlier for a franchise far more comfortable with 6-11. A new coach, a repaired and better protected quarterback, and the next big running game. We were comfortable with the Bea

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