🎬 Entertainment Jul 15, 2026 · Smokey Goretooth

Do I Suck For… Using AMORPHIS Lyrics To Get Laid?

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Do I Suck For… Using AMORPHIS Lyrics To Get Laid?
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Rise and shine, suckers! Smokey Goretooth is back again with a new “Do I Suck?,” MetalSucks’ version of “Am I The Asshole?” where we take real life horror stories and bring them to our readers to decide if the OP sucks for some bullshit they may or may not have done.



This week, we have a story from a user calling themselves “Am0rph1sMor0n,” who definitely doesn’t have his own way with words.







Me and my girlfriend have kinda been going thro

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