DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: COPROLITH – PUTRESCENCE
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Hey everyone, Dave Mustcomplain here.
I had a banner fucking weekend celebrating this great country’s 250th birthday. Had my neighbor Stan over and we got shitfaced on margaritas while blasting Jimmy Buffet’s greatest hits until his dipshit kid blew the tip of his finger off with a firecracker. Had to drive the stupid little fucker to the emergency room and everything, and let me tell you, careening down 51 is even tougher than usual when you’ve got the spins and are seeing double. Managed t
I had a banner fucking weekend celebrating this great country’s 250th birthday. Had my neighbor Stan over and we got shitfaced on margaritas while blasting Jimmy Buffet’s greatest hits until his dipshit kid blew the tip of his finger off with a firecracker. Had to drive the stupid little fucker to the emergency room and everything, and let me tell you, careening down 51 is even tougher than usual when you’ve got the spins and are seeing double. Managed t
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