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NET WORTHLESS With JOHNNY SPREADSHEETS: Best Practices For Your Band’s Annual Garage Sale

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NET WORTHLESS With JOHNNY SPREADSHEETS: Best Practices For Your Band’s Annual Garage Sale
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The tour’s over, you’re at least two years out from your next “big things coming” post, and recent reports assert that you need a lot more money than you currently make to afford a home. If our calculations are correct over here at Net Worthless, that means you need to quadruple your earnings, which brings us to our first problem: you have no earnings to quadruple.



Your storage unit lease is up for renewal, you’re broke, and if you don’t clean house fast, those assholes from

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