El Jalapeño: Americans shocked to discover Mexico contains bars that are not in a wristband resort
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MEXICO CITY — A growing number of American tourists visiting Mexico City this year have reported experiencing significant disorientation upon discovering that the country contains bars — standing, operating, internationally acclaimed bars — that are not affiliated with an all-inclusive resort, do not require a plastic wristband for entry, and will not serve you a watered-down piña colada from a trough.
MEXICO CITY — A growing number of American tourists visiting Mexico City this year have reported experiencing significant disorientation upon discovering that the country contains bars — standing, operating, internationally acclaimed bars — that are not affiliated with an all-inclusive resort, do not require a plastic wristband for entry, and will not serve you a watered-down piña colada from a trough.
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