🏛️ Politics 5h ago · Will Dunn

Morgan McSweeney can’t believe the Prince of Darkness betrayed him

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The members of the Nursery Oversight Committee are now clear that it would in retrospect have been possible to make a better decision than appointing the primordial titan, Kronos, to run the Baby Room. The previous manager, Susan, was experienced and well liked. Kronos was known to the public for having devoured his own children as soon as they were born, in a failed attempt to thwart an ancient prophecy (a story confirmed by a number of well-known paintings). These actions had been recognised i

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