El Jalapeño: Tourist travels 2000 miles to try record Guacamole; upset by lack of chips
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PERIBÁN, MICHOACÁN — Expressing what he called a “fundamental betrayal of the dip-chip social contract,” American tourist Brad Kowalski, 43, confirmed Tuesday that he had flown to the Mexican state of Michoacán specifically to witness 800 people make nearly seven metric tonnes of guacamole, only to discover that no tortilla chips would be provided.
“I just assumed,” said Kowalski
PERIBÁN, MICHOACÁN — Expressing what he called a “fundamental betrayal of the dip-chip social contract,” American tourist Brad Kowalski, 43, confirmed Tuesday that he had flown to the Mexican state of Michoacán specifically to witness 800 people make nearly seven metric tonnes of guacamole, only to discover that no tortilla chips would be provided.
“I just assumed,” said Kowalski
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